HEYLO ! :D
I wanted to blog on Thursday but I was too tired :/
I wanted to blog on Friday but I was even MORE tired :/
SO HERE I AM :D
School's is AWESHUM ! and it gets better and better everyday :O I know it sounds impossible but when you combine the possible and the impossible, you get.. the
possimpibleIf you can leave with one thought, it's this : Nothing, and everything, is
possimpible
Barney Stinson
a.k.a greatest man who ever lived.
HAHAHAHA :D
Have you ever gotten those days, where you really seem so gloomy and distraught, you REALLY wanna just jump off the building while waiting for KT or PKT to get the class key ? O.o Well, I ALWAYS have those days. Then after i enter the classroom and start talking, "those days" turns into one of those days where i pee in my pants :D
Being in my class is so awesome, I NEVER EVER WANNA LEAVE :DDDDDD ( maybe except to a bigger class with more fans ) I mean, SERIOUSLY ! Would it kill to install a few more fans at the back ?! sheesh
These couple of days I really had it rough :/ I suppress my feelings with a smile, whilst keeping that little emo boy that's about to slit his wrists locked up somewhere in the dark dark chambers of my mind. whoah. that sounded better in my head. :/
Just the other day, Encik Tham our English teacher asked us to write an essay.
" Describe an embarrassing experience " or something like that, I didn't really pay attention to the exact words :/ But the problem was, he didn't give us a date line like he used to. So everyone just ASSUMED it would be like 2 weeks after or so considering digging up our past memories of embarrassing moments would be possimpible :D
So when we were supposed to pass up the essay on Thursday, everyone panicked :/ well, SOME. Some little
goody two-shoes such as myself -COUGHS- already finished the essay during the Jurassic era :D
So, Chris was attempting to do his essay ( and he got off to a good start :/ ) when Teck Sheng came over and took his paper, then trashed it LOLOLOL ! Teck Sheng didn't want Chris to pass up cause well,
when one buddy sinks, it's only in that buddy's nature to pull his buddy down as well :D Maybe they wrote it in the " Boy's rule book " or something, next to
" THOU SHALL NOT SLEEP WITH THY SINGLE MOTHER "
So without further a due ! I present to yooh ! Chris's and Teck Sheng's morphed masterpiece :D
The most embarrassing experience in my life
by Christopher Hew & Tan Teck(y) Sheng
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Most of the embarrassing things that happened in my life happened when I was a kid. I have forgotten most of them, but I would never forget one particular experience.
It happened when I was ten. Some people would say that a ten year old has already reached a certain level of maturity. The thing is, I was still an innocent little boy. When my friends chatted about sexually related topics, I would be as blur as a baby. I was often teased because of that. The main reason was that my friends were all a year older than me. Why did I have older friends, you ask ? Well, I skipped standard four and went straight to standard five, thinking I was such a big shot. Now that I look back, that was the biggest mistake I ever made.
FUCK IT ! I HATE ALL THOSE FUCKERS ! ( Teck Sheng's intervene ) All those mother fuckers back there, thought they were all better than Peter Chao ! The next day, when I entered the class, the sound of moaning and yells were clearly audible. Looking in through the window, I saw a hooker with her exposed vagina. My friends were taking turns poking her yeast-infected vaj, covered in creamy disgusting pus. When my friend started taking off his pants and putting his erected dick up her fucking pussy, I immediately puked out my ass.
Then, it happened. The next I could remember was eyes glaring at me and a second after, my face was smothered with huge boobs and milk spurted out to my eye. They bounded me to the wall and started fucking my butthole. Yes, they were gay. And the hooker, apparently was a shemale. Five dicks up my ass, it didn't feel good.
Just then, my girlfriend walked past the class when shit flew out of my keister. She saw the pieces of shit on the floor, freaked out, and left. That is the most embarrassing moment of my life, in the fifth grade. The others are far much worse for words to express.
-CROWD CHEERS!!-
I had a little trouble reading their words but this was by far the most undescribable essay EVER ! Epic man, epic :D
Now, I'll leave you guys to ATTEMPT to erase that horrible horrible image of that essay. IF YOU CAN !
BAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :D
