Eat some cucumbers (':

Just got off the phone with the most amazing guy in the world.. As in, it's amazing how this guy means the world to me <3



I'll miss you )': have a safe flight (':


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You'll always be a part of me :3

Heeeee (:

My first time using photoshop :D

Whaddaya think? (:

Feliz navidad! (:

All I want for Christmas is a walking stick!





Cause.. I'm lame!!

HEH! Merry Christmas everyone!! (:



I know the quality is super lousy -.- but at least I tried!! (:

I love hanging out with my ninjas yo (:

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Imma be rocking like that, HUH! xD

Now that's what I call, shock sendiri (:



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Don't wanna be just like you!

Mass production of ninjas (:
Yeaaaah (:

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Now the party don't start till I walk in B)

Believe it or not, my 10 year old sister drew this for me.


I feel so pwned ._.


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Everytime I touch that track, I turn it into gold (: (: (:

Yesterday my mum brought me and my sister to AnW to get our sugar on yo (:




We went for the whole, eat in your car kinda service which was kinda cool cause I could put my feet up on the dashboard :P heh. Anyways!

We parked in front of the little kiddy rides, the ones where you have to insert coins and stuff.
So this Malay couple let their kid ride it. But the funny thing was, it lasted longer than expected. And by longer I mean like 5 minutes xD


The couple felt damn helpless so they just carried the poor crying kid into the car cause they couldn't wait any longer xD




While waiting for our order, which was like another 5 minutes, the kiddy ride went on and on xD and about 3 more kids rode it, got bored and came down from it xD I mean like, WTH! faulty machine. But it DID make a lot of kids happy xD ( and saved their parents money as well )






Me and my mum was just laughing our butts off in the car and she said the funniest thing I've heard come out from her mouth,


" now when we go shopping, me and your dad can proudly walk pass a beep beep (what I used to call it) without worrying"



HAHAHAHAHA!!


My mum told me when I was a kid, everytime they went shopping with me, they'd waste not less than 10 bucks on a crappy, wait sorry, a LOT of crappy rides just for me :P




Damn, I'm a difficult kid (:











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But they tore me apart like a hurricane

I have a pimple on my knee DD:: it hurts so so badly )':

And I don't know why, but I feel so empty today )':
So lonely
So out of place
So, nostalgic )':
Probably it's cause someone reminded me of a past memory ):
Yeaaaa.. Come to think of it, that MUST be it /:

Did I do the right thing in letting go of my past self?

-sighs-

I love short updates (: (:

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Cause I remember when it was me.. /:

At least I got to talk to you today (: (:


Really hope we can be at least half as close as we used to be before, cause I really don't wanna lose you as a friend )': even now I feel I'm drifting further and further away from you )':



Oh well, bright side, Jane, Elaine, Soo and Darren helped me with the roll today! Thanks guys!! (: (: Now my right hip is swollen and hurts like mad -.- but I had FUNNN!! (: (: (:


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Show me a garden that's, bursting into life (:

My best masterpiece yet, I call it, ze grinning cookie (:

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Holding hands never made me feel this way <3 (:

Today I was very happy cause one of my guy team mates told me I had pretty hair :D :D

















Till he said it looked like 毛笔 -.-












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Rain outside my window pouring down

Meh .___.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so much of a plague or disease ): everytime I'm there you'd never come near.


Why? ): ):

I miss you as a friend ): ): ):

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I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly :)

GOOD LUCK TO ALL SPMERS (: (: (: !!
Hope you guys have the clarity of mind and calmness of the heart (:



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Heart don't fail me now, courage don't desert me (: (:

Why did the banana cross the road?













Because it got a PEELING!
Eheh heh heh :D


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And a voice keeps saying this is where I meant to be (:

I finally finally overcomed/overcame(?) my fear of heights! (: (: it was no easy feat, trust me.

But by God's grace and with the undying support of my team mates, I did it (: words can't express how much I appreciate you guys' help and support. Words can't express how much I love you guys, and I'll forever treasure all you've done for me.



Thank you (': thank you for catching me when I fall, literally (': I love you guys, so so much (': you guys will forever remain a very important part of my life (': -blog hug!-




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When darkness turns to light (:

You are my ray of hope (:

When all is dim and hopeless,
You bring colour into my life,
And illuminate it with your warmth and compassion

You accept who I am in the present,
Embrace my past,
And you await my future.
For you and I both know,
That someday we'll be together till the very end (:



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I wrote 200 letters I would never send (:

The paint we used for the banner (':

Just came back from camp yesterday (: I gotta say, I truly miss the comfort of my own bed ): every morning I wake up, I'd have to deal with the excruciating pain when I lift my left arm for a morning stretch ):

But nonetheless, I feel closer to some of my team mates nao :DD which is a super big accomplishment for me (: but as they say, you win some you lose some ): and now the only thing to do is to hope and PRAY that everyone gets their priorities straight (:

As well as my spiritual life, I guess it's been a bit better..? But honestly speaking, my life took a turn during the previous camp so this camp, mm, not to say made no difference, but a slight change I guess (?)

I gotta admit, I feel a bit awkward at times cause when everyone's so hyper laughing and jumping, I just wanna be alone, thus, spending my whole night in solitary mode /: oh well, like Aaron said, that's life yo (:


Well I guess that's life (: but whatever happens, I will forever be thankful to be on this team, and I'll continue to love and care for you guys, for the rest of my life. Even after the rally, I'll forever remember each and every one of you, cause you guys made such an impact in my life.
(':

Meh, I can go deeper but I don't wanna break into tears just yet! I still have a long day ahead of me and expect an even longer and emotional post soon xD


P/s : it's a shame that you guys don't know my blog ):

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you

Ahhhh ):

Wish I could square root myself ):


Just got my average and position in class yesterday, and was super depressed ): some part of me thought that I could have done better if I had more time, some part of me just thought, that was what I deserved ):


Gotta change my tidak apa attitude )':
Cause this is sooooo not me ):


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Whisper hello, I miss you quite terribly (:

WHOO YEAHHHH!!

After so many months of straining my eyes trying to figure out a way to post photos with my phone without resizing em, I finally did ittttt!! WOOTTSSS! :D

Gonna have like a mini celebration by random pictures (:



WHOOOOOHHH!! :D




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Can't imagine life without you! <3

While folding paper hearts today out of money with my friend,
I turned to her and said

' HEY! We're making love! ' (:

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There's something 'bout love that breaks your heart (:

Today after painting the banner,
I needed to clean up,


Me : Mum, can you drive me to go get thinner?

Mum : Why do you wanna get thinner! You're not that fat also!

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Mama, just kill the man (:

YES MAMA! KILL THE MAN!

Who told our maid that I had school today EVENTHOUGH I reminded her PLENTIFUL of times yesterday NOT TO WAKE ME UPP! -.-


I was tossing and turning on my bed for a good half and hour, then I finally found peace and wanted to go to sleep (: Ahhh.... THEN! my alarm went off -.-

-looks up-

VERY FUNNY!



Still waiting for iBlogger 2.0 where in enables picture posting /: My blog is soooo boring without pictures -.- HEH! it might even still be WITH them /: so yeah, can't wait! (:








.. WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!

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When darkness turns to light (:

WAZZUPPPPPPPP!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PPPPH! (:

Okay, ignore my temporary brain malfunction (: Ada technical problem (:

I actually wanted to get Twitter like, 10 minutes ago, and 5 minutes ago, I changed my mind :D

Why get Twitter when you have a blog! Therefore here I am, wanting to express my feelings through single lined sentences but having no outlet but my blog. So here it goes yo (:

• I hate exam pimples
• that's pimples you get during exams (:
• I call em my exam pimples (:
• everything deserves an identity!
• I can't wait for my post exam facial (:
• oh wait, my mum stopped believing in facials now
• I HAVE A FREAKING PIMPLE ON MY KNEE
• WHY?!?
• HOW!?!
• 10 more days of exams to go (:
• I was texting while walking today and I stepped in a puddle of mud
• I just discovered a new mole
• yay.
• I think I should get Twitter
• my eyes are watering now ):
• I think the word tube socks is cute :D
• heeh
• tube socks (:
• I LOVE THE OTTERS! :D
• crap I just dropped my phone onto the bed
• thank God there's auto save (:




Yeaaaaaaaah. I think I should get Twitter /:

This ain't a song for the broken hearted (:

When we were on the way to dinner..



Dad : Random question, which superhero drives an Audi?


Alicia : Spongebob?


Ahhh, Ally, Ally. Tsk tsk

I know that you love me boy (:

Shup non-illiterate people!


I'm blogging from my bed AGAIN cause it's 7 in the morning on a public holiday and I'm awake /: meh. I actually typed a super long blog post, but the. I accidently x-ed it without saving -.- WHO KNEW IT DIDNT HAVE AUTO SAVE!


Well I'm too lazy to recreate the blog post so I'm just gonna go straight to the chase.


You know how every morning my feelings are very unstable and any song I wake up to will define the rest of my day?
Well of course you don't, I'm telling you now (:


So this morning, I woke up to this chinese song my church friend introduced to me (: well I barely listen to Chinese songs so I thought I'd give it a try (: since the only Chinese songs in my library are Jay Chou's and soundtracks from Cape No. 7 (:



Gosh Cape No.7 is like soooooooo awesome? Of course if you watch it for the first time you won't get it /: it's confusing /: you have to watch it over and over again to understand (:


I cried at like the 4th time I watched the show? Yeah..


Anyways! This Chinese song I woke up to is like superrrrrr emo /: I cried when I listened closely to the lyrics ): cause it reminded me of someone that was gonna leave me soon ):


Part of The lyrics goes :
你让我自由 我很感激
星期六深夜
永远不会有任何人 能代替你

CHINESE NON-ILLITERATES! I urge you to read the last sentence (:


Of course it's not touching enough cause it's in blog form -.- but if you listen to the song, the tone and everything, it's wayyyy different (:



Whoah /: this post turned out much more different than my previous one /: HEH! (: shows how much I can crap (: whee!





Aww.. Now I feel all emo again thinking of that someone who was gonna leave ): sniff..


This will probably describe my Saturday nights after you leave )':


I still don't know how am I gonna face everything else without you by my side ): but I know you have to go, it's inevitable.. Just know that, I'll never forget you (':

We gon' light it upp, like it's dynamite (:

Heylo!

So today I went to school to help out for the SPM bible knowledge quiz thingy that was held in my school and I had the most interesting conversation ever. This took place near the bookshop, below the toilet (: you CHS people know what I'm talking bout (:


Me : -approaches this group of giggling girls- do you want me to show you the way to the girls toilet?

Them : oh no, we just went (:

Me : but that's the boy's toilet..

Them : oh no, we went to the second floor one (:

Me : but that's also the boys toilet... ._________.

Them : oh.. So.. That.. Was...

Me : -nods-..

Them : oh.. Umm.. Nice meeting you /:

Me : -awkward waves-




And the worse part was! They saw urinals, and they STILL went in /:

I'm forever yours, faithfully (':

Somehow that song manages to bring tears to my eyes /: bear with me people /: I'm feeling terribly deep in thoughts today ): and that's baaaaaaaaad! Cause cause what if I drown in em D: eu eu eu eu eu kwek kwek ( pacman sounds ) xD



Yes, I haven't been blogging since the day they discovered fire causeeeee heh. I was lazy /: well! Not ENTIRELYY cause I've also been busy ): uhh let's not relive those horrific moments please (: shoo shoo (:



And sorry if this post is extremely boring, not to say that my others were not, but I'm blogging with my phone (: so yeah. Reason?

• I found it's more comfortable blogging in bed than on a 4 legged wooden object that happens to be the combination of chest hair.

• My papi iz going Vietnam tomorrow sho! He packed up his lappy and left me with his self-proclaimed super canggih netbook. Super canggih? Pfft. That piece of junk is anything but. I bet if you gave the cavemen a netbook, they'd be more interested in ramming their skulls against each other thus causing a volcanic erruption (: OF BRAINSSS wheeeeee! What joy (:

• I've never used a phone to blog before! Whee!

Oops I strayed from the point /:



Lately I haven't been even writing my diary, like 3 weeks or so /: for those who know me, that's a big wow /: for those who don't then I have a series of questions to ask you such as, what the hell are you doing in my blog? Who are you and what did you eat for breakfast?


Oh right! Main reason for this post (:


I decided to release my thoughts on this blank yellow screen so I can sleep peacefully and let you people who read my blog drown in your own tears of boredom (:


Lately I've been thinking a lot about my past, all that I've done and all that I've failed to do. Such as going on a diet.


I've really thought hard of my past relationships and what they meant to me. And no, the 's' in relationships does not indicate that I had 965837865 boyfriends and or girlfriends.


Then came along this girl, a girl no younger than 14 of age. Well not really, I just came across her facebook profile and started to wander round like a stalker. Then I realized she is, still is, in a relationship. What struck me was that het relationship reminded me a lot of my own personal experience /:


I thought about it long and hard how I felt then, so young and innocent, my first love. I thought about how immature I was, how gullible and naive. Tsk.. Good times (':


Then I thought about the present me, how much I've grown. Not in height. Shuddup -.- but in decision making, in my spiritual life, in probably every aspect that I've never been able to cope 3 years ago. I think back, and I look at myself now. I smile, I'm pleased of what I become (: not to be perasan or anything but yeah.


Now I no longer live in the past. I no longer linger in memories that are unrefundable. I want to try new things, meet new people, and thanks to you, I have (:


I have to admit, those relationships were based on one thing and one thing only, puppy love.


I know I'm just 16, but I already feel my biological clock ticking away. As scary as this sounds but, I no longer crave for lovey dovey relationships, I want something real, mature and well-thought through. A supporting relationship (: -sighh- ): I know, I sound sooo not me right now /: gah this feels weird /:


No one would ever want a senile person like me (: so I should probably start naming my cats

Don't call my name :)

Sorry I haven't been blogging as often as I always do .___.

BUT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON
I'm lazy.





I'll post a proper one REALLY soon!
I PROMISE
.__. heh, that's what I said the last time .__. OH WELL

Sumo says hi




IT'S SO FLUFFY I CAN DIE :D

Counting the ways to where you are :)

Kaki saya sangat sakit.


BM saya sangat teruk. Oleh itu, I tidak dapat menjelaskan dengan lebih "detail" kesakitan saya.


Saya hanya akan bagi gambar-gambar yang saya telah ambil :)



Ahh screw it.



Today was a mess :(



I went to the doctor's office and she told me I should just remove my whole nail altogether in order for my toe to heal faster :( So I was quite prepared. I went in with my ipod and lay down on the examination bed. And I blasted the volume to the max. Started singing really loud as she injected me 5 times in different areas of my left toe :(



I guess the injections were the worse. Everything that came after that was just total darkness ( I covered my face cause I didn't wanna see her strip the toenail out from my flesh ) But then again, I didn't wanna miss this opportunity to see her strip the toenail out from my flesh ;D So as I "surround sound" the clinic with my horrible variation of My first kiss xD I watched as she snipped my toenail bit by bit and then. PULL D:






Yeah, so that was MY view for the most excruciating 10 minutes of my 16 year old life. Everything was fuzzy and blurry. And I really wanted someone to be beside me. So I could squeeze the living hell outta that person. Sadly, my mum refused to be the dummy.


So the next photo is gonna be a nightmare. Well to me more likely. It'll haunt me forever. Because I wanted to take it home but my mum said no. So I had to leave it there :(

Be warned. This photo is not for the faint-hearted. And the only reason I posted this photo was to freak you people out and to URGE EVERYONE TO LOVE YOUR TOENAILS!














































Good luck erasing that outta your system :)

My first kiss went a little like this :3

Oleh sebab guru BM saya cakap bahasa saya sangat teruk, saya terpaksa menulis "blog post" ini dalam BM :(


Haih. Saya minta maaf dulu jika tersilap kata :( BM saya memang cha :(




Beberapa minggu lalu, saya sangat bosan dan bodoh hingga pergi cabut kulit di tepi jari kaki saya. Jari kaki saya berdarah. Saya membalutnya dengan "plaster". Beberapa hari kemudian, jari kaki saya masih sakit. Saya pun tidak pedulinya kerana saya ingat hanya akan sakit beberapa hari. Memang salah.




Sekarang, jari kaki saya sudah bengkak.

Saya sangat malang.

My hand in yours and your heart in mine =)

OH MY GOLDFISH! (inside joke)

ISN'T THIS LIKE THE CUTEST THING LIKE EVERRRR ? xDD


And no it's not virus -__-

The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly :)

HEH!



I never remember owning a myspace page! xD I went to check it out just now and I read all my posts. IT WAS LIKE SOOOOO... childish .__. Well, I was 10 at that time, and under the influence of two abundant with testosterone twins -___- They're always fighting and punching so I guess that's where all the tom-boyishness came from :x And that, brings us back to the point. My myspace page is like filled with goth and emo-ness, ranting on and on about how my life sucked when I had a sister ( Eh wait, I still do ._. ) Oh well. Guess now I have moved on and overlooked the tiny aspect of irritation that she used to cause me. Tiny. Yeah right! -scoffs-



Oh well, now I deleted all my posts :D And I doubt that anyone would ever ever find my myspace page :D lol, my myspace page. HEH.



I somehow don't have the OOMPH of posting up Sibu pictures :( Maybe someday lah when a coconut falls on my head and triggers the hardworking nerve cell in my brain. That could happen, OR I could just end up as dumb as Patrick .__.

Darling, I wish you were here =)

OH. MY. GO- (thinks about what seniors said) SHHHH! :D

I just realized I haven't been blogging since the ice age .____. Wonder what has gotten over me! I mean, I used to LOVEEEEEE blogging, like SERIOUSLY. But now I just dont get that OOMPH anymore :/ Issit because of my lack of discipline or the fact that I simply have NO TIME at all ?

LIES!

I should be having ample time! I mean, IT'S THE HOLIDAYS YO! Emphasis on should be ? Cause I'm not .__. I have to practice mah butt off for the concert, which btw,

-clears throat-
-uses that commercial voice-

IS HAPPENING AT 26th and 27th OF JUNE
( Saturday and Sunday )
AT THE
NATIONAL ARTS GALLERY IN KL
26TH - 8PM ONWARDS
27TH - 3PM :D
30 BUCKS FOR ADULTS
AND
25 FOR PESTS KIDS UNDER 12 :D

Please please please please please come and support me :((( I know the tickets are kinda expensive but we needa cover the hall rental >_< I can't gurantee it'll be absolutely perfect, but I'll tell you this, I pinky swear! CROSS MY HEART! BET MY LIFE! MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY! That I'll do my very very best and I'm gonna practice SO VERY VERY HARD till my fingers inflame and disintegrate into dust and even then! I shall sweep the dust and somehow find a way to reattach them to my finger-less palms. AND I'M STILL GONNA DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN TILL I REACH ULTIMATE PERFECTION! -looks into blank space with the visionary look-

Where was I.

UHH! yes. anteaters.

Anteaters are the four mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua[1] commonly known for eating ants and termites.[2] Together with the sloths, they compose the order Pilosa. The name "anteater" is also colloquially applied to the unrelated aardvark, numbat, echidna, and pangolin.

Species include the Giant Anteater Myrmecophaga tridactyla, about 1.8 m (6 ft) long including the tail; the Silky Anteater Cyclopes didactylus, about 35 cm (14 in.) long; the Southern Tamandua or Collared Anteater Tamandua tetradactyla, about 1.2 m (4 ft) long; and the Northern Tamandua Tamandua mexicana of similar dimensions.

:)

aardvark. heh heh. that's a funny word. aardvark.


Just the other day I was ( TO BE CONTINUED ) :D ( Cause uploading Sibu pictures onto facebook and photobucket takes a while :/ ) BUH BAII FELLOW LIFELESS PEOPLE WHO READS MY BLOG :D Now, now, put down your pitch forks and torches. We use guns now remember ? :D

Puberty sucks sometimesss ~ Yeahhh ~

SORRY for the lack of updates :(
Will delete this insignificant post and update like maddddd xD

Once
- My computer revives -___-
- Hari Sukan is over
- Camp is over

BAH BAI :D

Got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose ;D

I'm having such a bittersweet moment now :/

Bitter : I WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO HOW IT USED TO BE ( between us ) :'(

Sweet : I GOT PICKED FOR YOUTH CAMP OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

This yay is not big enough to express the YAY i'm feeling now :DDDDDDDDD

THE BIGGEST SMILEY IN THE WORLD WOULD NOT SUFFICE HOW I FEEL NOW !!

Good times never seemed so goooooddddd ~ :D

HEYLO ! :D

I wanted to blog on Thursday but I was too tired :/
I wanted to blog on Friday but I was even MORE tired :/


SO HERE I AM :D


School's is AWESHUM ! and it gets better and better everyday :O I know it sounds impossible but when you combine the possible and the impossible, you get.. the possimpible

If you can leave with one thought, it's this : Nothing, and everything, is
possimpible

Barney Stinson

a.k.a greatest man who ever lived.

HAHAHAHA :D

Have you ever gotten those days, where you really seem so gloomy and distraught, you REALLY wanna just jump off the building while waiting for KT or PKT to get the class key ? O.o Well, I ALWAYS have those days. Then after i enter the classroom and start talking, "those days" turns into one of those days where i pee in my pants :D






Being in my class is so awesome, I NEVER EVER WANNA LEAVE :DDDDDD ( maybe except to a bigger class with more fans ) I mean, SERIOUSLY ! Would it kill to install a few more fans at the back ?! sheesh







These couple of days I really had it rough :/ I suppress my feelings with a smile, whilst keeping that little emo boy that's about to slit his wrists locked up somewhere in the dark dark chambers of my mind. whoah. that sounded better in my head. :/







Just the other day, Encik Tham our English teacher asked us to write an essay.

" Describe an embarrassing experience " or something like that, I didn't really pay attention to the exact words :/ But the problem was, he didn't give us a date line like he used to. So everyone just ASSUMED it would be like 2 weeks after or so considering digging up our past memories of embarrassing moments would be possimpible :D

So when we were supposed to pass up the essay on Thursday, everyone panicked :/ well, SOME. Some little goody two-shoes such as myself -COUGHS- already finished the essay during the Jurassic era :D




So, Chris was attempting to do his essay ( and he got off to a good start :/ ) when Teck Sheng came over and took his paper, then trashed it LOLOLOL ! Teck Sheng didn't want Chris to pass up cause well, when one buddy sinks, it's only in that buddy's nature to pull his buddy down as well :D Maybe they wrote it in the " Boy's rule book " or something, next to
" THOU SHALL NOT SLEEP WITH THY SINGLE MOTHER "





So without further a due ! I present to yooh ! Chris's and Teck Sheng's morphed masterpiece :D

The most embarrassing experience in my life

by Christopher Hew & Tan Teck(y) Sheng

.....................................................................................................

Most of the embarrassing things that happened in my life happened when I was a kid. I have forgotten most of them, but I would never forget one particular experience.


It happened when I was ten. Some people would say that a ten year old has already reached a certain level of maturity. The thing is, I was still an innocent little boy. When my friends chatted about sexually related topics, I would be as blur as a baby. I was often teased because of that. The main reason was that my friends were all a year older than me. Why did I have older friends, you ask ? Well, I skipped standard four and went straight to standard five, thinking I was such a big shot. Now that I look back, that was the biggest mistake I ever made.


FUCK IT ! I HATE ALL THOSE FUCKERS ! ( Teck Sheng's intervene ) All those mother fuckers back there, thought they were all better than Peter Chao ! The next day, when I entered the class, the sound of moaning and yells were clearly audible. Looking in through the window, I saw a hooker with her exposed vagina. My friends were taking turns poking her yeast-infected vaj, covered in creamy disgusting pus. When my friend started taking off his pants and putting his erected dick up her fucking pussy, I immediately puked out my ass.


Then, it happened. The next I could remember was eyes glaring at me and a second after, my face was smothered with huge boobs and milk spurted out to my eye. They bounded me to the wall and started fucking my butthole. Yes, they were gay. And the hooker, apparently was a shemale. Five dicks up my ass, it didn't feel good.


Just then, my girlfriend walked past the class when shit flew out of my keister. She saw the pieces of shit on the floor, freaked out, and left. That is the most embarrassing moment of my life, in the fifth grade. The others are far much worse for words to express.




-CROWD CHEERS!!-

I had a little trouble reading their words but this was by far the most undescribable essay EVER ! Epic man, epic :D

Now, I'll leave you guys to ATTEMPT to erase that horrible horrible image of that essay. IF YOU CAN !

BAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :D

Time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap.. =)

Expect a KICK-ASS essay above this .__. post :D :D

Smile even though your heart is aching =)

I didn't say it was gonna be easy, I didn't say I would COMPLETELY just wipe it off my memory, I didn't say I was not gonna cry, BUT I GOTTA DO IT ANYWAYS :D

For the sake of myself and the whales =)

But something I still don't really understand is, why are guys so superficial ?

I'm not stereotyping that ALL guys are superficial, just part of them :/ They like pretty girls who have perfect hair all the time ( don't kid yourself, they're girls like that ) They like girls with PERFECT bodies. How I define perfect ? Just the right amounts of fats in the right "places".

So basically, guys like girls with.. "the look". I know we girls aren't saints ourselves. We're materialistic. But that's not the point :/

Science ( 8D ) proves that guys are GENETICALLY programmed to be superficial and girls are GENETICALLY programmed to be materialistic.

This is what I've found out

Amazing huh ? Screw the women rating section. LOOK AT THE GUYS !
Looks - 60% , Estimated chance she'd put out quickly - 30% , OTHERS - 10 %

STILL WONDERING WHAT'S THE "OTHERS" !

WTH WEIH ! ( still ignoring the women )

Why can't guys look pass our flaws, take a step back and get to know us better ? They take one look at you and classify you into "I'd tap that" and "Just friends"

SIGH !

Sometimes I just hope guys wouldn't be so shallow :'(

NONE THE LESS ! Moving on and progressing VERY VERY WELL :D

how ?

Keeping myself AS occupied as possible :DDDD

Shark Bait HOO HA HA !

Finding Nemo is onnnn ! :DDDD

BTW MY MSN IS UP AND WORKING !!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Sorry for abandoning you :(
blog : -whimpers-


HELLO :D

Sorry for not updating lately cause I've been so damn lazy to update my blog busy with so many stuff :x The only reason I'm updating it now is cause I'm waiting for porn to load my liquid paper to dry so that I can finish my homework :D

Currently Hijau has been having marching practices on Thursday after school, and JUST SO HAPPEN I have chemistry at that time :/ Yeah i know, CHANGE DAY LAH ! Well, it's not so bloody simple kay. Puan Yap's chemistry class is ALWAYS full, meaning I have to find someone to swap with me. THEN AGAIN ! It's not that easy considering I'm a loser and no one wants to swap with me.


I always thought they'd put marching on Tuesday after house practice, but oh well :x So BECAUSE of that, I'm in this whole lotta shit


So I decided to list down the pros and cons of " WHAT IF I JOIN MARCHING "

I'll start with the cons

Cons
- I'd have to BEGGGG the person to swap Chemistry with me for a month plus
- After marching at 4 i have to rush to Terry at 4.15
- I'd stink real badly
- Terry might make me sit outside of class
- I'd have to put Chem on Friday
- Chem starts at 4.30 on Friday
- I have bio on friday that ends at 4.FREAKING 45 PM
- I have Physics at night
- Which means I'd have THREE SCIENCE TUITIONS IN A DAY
- Which according to Naomi, equals self-destruct.
- I'd probably die of exhaustion
- I'd resort to stabbing myself with a pencil or slitting my wrists with a wuler ( inside joke )


Pros
- I'd get to march
- HELP HIJAUUUUUU :DDDDDD
- I might actually get mistaken for a Phillipino more often
- That'll be so awesome
- Lose 0.000000000000000001g


If only marching was on Tuesday.. :(

Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity =)

SUPER RANDOM POSTTTTTT ( cause I can't finish the 100 things )


NOW ISNT THIS THE COOLEST BIRD YOU'VE SEEN ? :DDD
It was outside my house the other day :)
DAMN PRETTY RIGHT ?
a BLUE bird :) with a RED beakkk !



:D Nice nice nice nice ?



Ahh, the times :'( sighs

Go ahead be bold with it :)

HELLO !

Sorry for the super long blogging hiatus :(
Come on people ! Say hiatus with me ! hee-ah-too-ss :3
Just kidding.


OH GOSH !
So tired.. Finally exams are over :DDDD I know it's just the first term but well. It HAS to start somewhere right ? :3

Yesterday I went to spectate the KDU debate with dear Yin Jun :D and we made friends ! With Claudine and Katherine :P Such lively and interesting people xD Glad I met em :) Sadly I didn't get to snap a picture with em >_<


Then later I went to play with Bryan's dog Metta :D









It's a ChiHuaHua with creepy eyes :x He calls it "special" but I think it's kinda disturbing >_< Well Sorrrr-REEE for having my own opinions :/


Then later that night I went to watch Alice in Wonderland. Lack of elaboration due to extreme tiredness and well, cause I'm damn sleepy? xD


SOON TO COMEEEE !

- 1oo reasons I'd rather do than get married to
___insert the person's name that I hate here___


:D
Still working on it :P



GOING TO SLEEP :D TATA!

Dirty babe, you see these shackles baby I'm your slave =3

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATE !
Since CNY day 1, I've only been home for 3 and a half days :(
SOOOO I'm forgiven! :]


Day 1
- YAY ANGPOW :D
- Went back to Malacca !

My sister and her fortune cookies -__-

Day 2
- MORE ANGPOW !
- Sissy's birthday slash BBQ party in Malacca :)


She wanted to decorate her own cake


Xuan Bin and his mama :D


My cousin ?


Yay group pic ! :D



It was supposed to be a sisters only picture but she insisted :/


I caught the spark !



:DDDD




So called "fireworks" mode on my camera :/


They look sho sweet :3






I thought my sis to do the barney HAHA
Bully me :(








I DID NOT MAKE HIM CRY on purpose





He only cries when he's with me ?! :(











RAWR



My stitch !


ANYWAYS



HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR !

OH OH ! BEFORE I GO !



Terry and Teddy !
HAHAHAHA