Tidying up my room

Host : Do you want me to wash your sheets? You haven't changed it in a while?
Too embarrassed to say how long its been since I last changed my sheets

Me : Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll just go sheetless.

Host : WHY?! Its where you sleep!

Host : Oh nevermind.



After a few minutes feeling guilty and realizing my room is a complete pig sty

I really wonder how I'm going to move all my friends to university